Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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