Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't deserve a penis
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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