Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He better not be in your backpack
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex on a roof
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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