you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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