Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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