Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
