Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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