I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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