Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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