I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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