And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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