I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
