We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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