I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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