Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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