okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
