sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
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in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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