Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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