i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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