I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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