smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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