We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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