Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
