I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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