sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
