And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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