Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
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