she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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