Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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