I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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