she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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