Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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