You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
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her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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