We're like a lot better than the average bears
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
So. Much. Porn.
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