they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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