"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
