is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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