You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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