I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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