help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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