My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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