Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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