I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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