we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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