have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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