The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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