The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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