We won't sleep together?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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