whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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