Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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