I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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