I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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