Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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