i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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